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Wayward American reporting in! /salute

Decided to post something here to reassure everyone that I ain't dead yet! XD

Though, uh...I started playing World of Warcraft again. *bricked* Yeah yeah, that's pretty much the reason why I haven't updated my LJ in a couple of months. >.> I'm playing WoW. I have 3 level 80s.

It's not my fault it's so addicting. It's Blizzard's! Those crafty willy American developers...Oh how you steal my brain with your awesome and murloc merchandise. That plus it's a great stress reliever. Go go battlegrounds! *grin*

I got Kingslayer on two toons, go me! XD And I got promoted in my guild: you're looking at raid leader here! And I've gotten my Loremaster and Seeker achievements. And of course Explorer, and Argent Champion, and Crusader, and Guardian of Cenarius, and Diplomat, and Ambassador...I'm working on getting my "the Exalted" title too (just one more exalted rep!) I've got bout 6600 achievement points, which annoys me because I'm still number 2 in my guild for most achievement points earned. *twitch* Must...have...more...

My boyfriend gives me this look whenever I'm playing...By the way, a shout out to him for being the most awesomely adorable addon ever! (I get him to watch for the CD on Defile on Lich King so I don't die horribly.) I love you, babe, you're the best...now can you stop trying to burrow holes in the back of my head with your eyes?

I'm thinking of leveling a paladin. (Contrary to popular belief, I don't play a pally...cause they're boring. 'Cept now they have Holy Power and I heard they're less boring so maybe I'll try 'em out.) Or a druid. That would be cool.

And Cataclysm is in 8 days! WOOT!

Why do I have a feeling someone's gonna yell at me after I post this? lol

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Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEE! Happy Birthday to me!

*bounce*

Hope ya all have an awesome 4th of July!

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*Facepalm*

So I said I would write something awesome, and I've been putting it off. To be fair I've been busy. Like crazy busy. And a little sick, but hopefully I'll get better soon... Anyway, mostly putting this up to remind myself to write and also announce:

LESS THAN ONE MONTH UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! WOOOOOO! XD

Yeah, I'm already counting the days. Oh, man, I can't wait until July! *bounce* Hopefully it'll be nice out on my b-day so we could do a BBQ...aww who am I kidding? It's always a GREAT day on my birthday!! XD

There's only three things I want on my birthday: food (which is a given) a new computer ('cause I need one desperately, my current one is starting to show it's age) and my boyfriend to be there at my party. Er, that last one may or may not come true due to *cough* issues. *sadface*

*brightens* Though, he did come to my birthday last year, so maybe he'll come this year! It was great; I got awesome presents, had awesome food, a bunch of people came over, and we even watched a few hetalia episodes at the party (lol). The only bad part was when my boyfriend got drunk and was vomiting in the kitchen sink. He missed episodes 17-19, which are my freaking favorite ones, 'cause he was puking his guts out. Though he kinda made it up to me later that night. (His drunken flirting is actually really cute...and hot.) This year I'll make sure to keep the rum away from him, yeah...

In any case, I'm really excited for my birthday. XD Less than a month to go!

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Bloodletting: Chapter One: Crossroads

Title: Bloodletting
Author(s): yours truly
Genre: Drama, mystery
Characters/Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, human!OCs (more to be announced)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dark themes
Summary: In an unknown future, the United States has collapsed, and Alfred F. Jones disappears in the resulting turmoil. Years later, a young doctor with an uncanny resemblance to the lost Nation appears in the midst of a country in ruin. (re-write of “No Known Cure” from the kink_meme.)

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Prologue: Death
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Notes for Bloodletting

I decided to post short bios for the OCs from "Bloodletting"/"No Known Cure". I'm doing this because in the past I've made some inconsistencies with my characters (for example, giving a guy gray eyes in one chapter then brown eyes in the next)and this is a great way to cement characters looks and personalities. That plus I'm sure someone out there might like reading this, lol. And I like talking. XD This is mostly for me, but I guess other people can read it too if they want.

BTW, there will be some spoilers for the fic here, but I'll label 'em so you can avoid if desired.

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A Book of Tales CH. 4.5

Title: A Book of Tales
-or- How America Saved Canada With Porn
Author(s): yours truly XD
Genre: Humor, Romance
Characters/Pairing(s): US/UK
Rating: NC-17; this chapter PG-13
Warnings: Sex. Lots and lots of sex, and people talking about sex.
Summary: Various US/UK/US scenarios. Some in canon, some AU, all interwoven with some slice-of-life.
Alternate Summary: In order to save his brother from yet another fangirl mob, America does the heroic thing and writes all sorts of PWP for the masses with England's help. Side-Story for “Author!Anon”.

This chapter: A plea of help

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CH 1: http://dreamslikeglass.livejournal.com/3973.html
CH 2: http://dreamslikeglass.livejournal.com/4336.html
CH 3: http://dreamslikeglass.livejournal.com/4626.html
Ch 4: http://dreamslikeglass.livejournal.com/5118.html
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Bloodletting: Prologue

Title: Bloodletting
Author(s): yours truly
Genre: Drama, mystery
Characters/Pairing(s): America (more to be announced)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dark themes
Summary: In an unknown future, the United States has collapsed, and Alfred F. Jones disappears in the resulting turmoil. Years later, a young doctor with an uncanny resemblance to the lost Nation appears in the midst of a country in ruin. (re-write of “No Known Cure” from the kink_meme.)

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>.>

Uh, shit...I just realized my last post was almost a month ago, and I haven't worked on any of my kink-meme fills in forever. In my defense, it's not my fault! I got addicted to Dragon Age: Origins. Damn you Canada and your addicting games!! >.< I'm currently level 10 and on my way to either the dwarf place or the elf place. Probably the elf place...I need to suck up to Zavren to get assassin training and in game bow-chica-wow-wow. My boyfriend thinks I'm being retarded and is trying to cut me off. Jerk. It's just like back when I was playing Okami. I loved that game, tho the jumping puzzles were hard! Hmm, ya think the reason why he was pissed off at me playing Okami was because I'd always yell "Jump jump...FUCK!" when I got to one of the puzzles? Or was it the little *bing* noise the Wii made whenever I opened the brush mode?

Ah well, none of it is as bad as my old World of Warcrack addiction. Got to level 80 and everything. Had a lot of achievement points too. Oh and mounts! Had a lot of mounts. Named my first one Muffin...I was so proud. I finally quit cold turkey, but Cataclysm looks sooooooooo good. *slaps self to stop the drooling* I keep seeing a lot of the gaming prompts on the kink-meme and I've always been REALLY tempted to fill 'em, but I already got enough stories on my plate. The D&D prompt? Ngh, nearly went stupid over that one. My boyfriend likes it too (he likes playing evil sorcerers, go figure) so he'd get a kick out of reading it. The Magic: the Gathering prompt was tempting too. It would be pretty easy to write since a lot of the people I work with play it too, so I can just base the decks off of real decks I've seen. I'd probably feature soldiers, fairies, vampires, ninjas, blue control, and black control. Maybe fog/fog, Crimson King (if using the emperor format), and Cascade. Damn it, now I'm getting all hyped up for writing these things, and I've got other stuff to work on! DX Oh well, I can't find the prompts anymore anyway, so...

I'm such a nerd.

In any case, I'll probably post something new in the next couple of days. Hopefully a continuation on something I'm already working on instead of starting something new.

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Secret Santa Part 2!

Title: Forgetting

Santa: dreamslikeglass

Recipient: otsu89

Ratings/Warnings: PG-13

Summary: Apparently, this year America was bad at remembering gifts. Thank God the New Year rolled around. (Pinch hit assignment.)

Notes: All three prompts were touched at least once during this story. Might be helpful to have read “Author!Anon” before, but it's not really necessary.

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A Book of Tales Ch 4

Title: A Book of Tales
-or- How America Saved Canada With Porn
Author(s): yours truly XD
Genre: Humor, Romance
Characters/Pairing(s): US/UK
Rating: NC-17; this chapter PG-13
Warnings: Sex. Lots and lots of sex, and people talking about sex.
Summary: Various US/UK/US scenarios. Some in canon, some AU.
Alternate Summary: In order to save his brother from yet another fangirl mob, America does the heroic thing and writes all sorts of PWP for the masses with England's help. Side-Story for “Author!Anon”.

This chapter: Christmas special~

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